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c-c-c-cold!!!
01:23
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It’s freezing fucking cold
As I walk through the snow
My feet and fingers
Are froze to the bone
I’m outside your door
And I’ve been here before
And I feel kinda nauseous when I see your license plate
Things are all fucked up, and I think it’s way too late
For you
I’m here to see you
And deep down inside, I know it's not the last time
But that time is coming in front of my eyes
I know that things are real fucking bad for you
And I know that it’ll never add up to the fun that I’ll have it’s true
I’m gonna miss you guys
But fuck you guys
I’m doing this for me
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Never Been Sicker!!!
02:41
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No matter what happens, this probably won’t be worth it
Now we’re partying with Josh and he’s way worse here in person
And it’s fine that you lost man it’s totally okay
He said “it’s not my fault that the blinds were in my way”
The oven mitts are on, and everyone’s annoyed
And it didn’t help much when I locked them all outside
And the bass keeps bumping while I’m sitting all alone
One cushion on the couch for the next three hours is my home
And she said
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker
If you weren’t with him that would really not suck
But if ifs were fifths
We’d all be drunk
We’d all be drunk
And she’s like
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
While he’s sitting on a beanbag staring in a trance
And she is wearing different shoes and he’s wearing different shoes
Why’s his shirt on inside out when he came back from her room
Now we’re standing on the porch come on tell me the secret
But you know you can’t tell me cause you know I can’t keep it
Now I’m freezing in the cold and this party’s getting old
I’m just staring at my phone and I think it’s time to go
And she said
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker
If you weren’t with him that would really not suck
But if ifs were fifths
We’d all be drunk
We’d all be drunk
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker
If you weren’t with him that would really not suck
But if ifs were fifths
Beer before liquor man, never been sicker than
Text me on my phone I never text you back quicker and
She said we both know you got nowhere to be but if that’s your excuse
Then just fucking leave
I know it’s spring break, but didn’t you drop out
So why in the fuck are you being so loud
I know it’s spring break, but didn’t you drop out
So why in the fuck are you still inside my house
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Later Losers!!!
02:47
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Together forever until we turn 18
And we’ll never remember everything
And the last time we talked I didn’t know it then
But that was the last time that we’d ever talk again
Never said goodbye see you later instead
I remember when we used to skip class
Or when we used to break glass bottles outback
I remember all the bad things about that
I never thought that this would never end
I always knew but I didn’t know when
Tried not to think about it until then
Together forever until we turn 19
And we’ll never remember everything
And the last time we talked I didn’t know it then
But that was the last time that we’d ever talk again
Never said goodbye see you later instead
Some things taste better from a plastic spoon
In the morning and night especially the afternoon
I’m gonna miss you
I’m gonna miss you
I’m gonna miss you
Together forever until we turn 20
And we’ll never remember everything
And the last time we talked I didn’t know it then
But that was the last time that we’d ever talk again
Never said goodbye see you later instead
See you later instead
Together forever until we turn 18
And we’ll never remember everything
And after the end, I didn’t know it then
But that was not the last time that we’d ever talk again
Never said goodbye see you later instead
That was not the last time that I’d see you again
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4. |
Get Out!!!
02:14
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There’s a difference between turning and turning around
There’s a difference between wanting to be here and just wanting to
Get out
Get out
Get out
I don’t know why I want to do the things I do
You said something to me that I once said to you
Get out
Get out
Get out
Passed out on opposite halves of a really small couch
It’s not like I thought it would be, but it’s better somehow
Woke me up in the middle of the night to talk about something you just found out
Halfway through explaining myself when you said
Get the fuck out
Get out
Get out
Get out
Get out
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Hot Tub High Dive!!!
01:58
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This might be the best summer ever
But honestly, it depends on the weather
And it’s warm, and it’s warm, and it’s warmer
I tell myself that I don’t miss her
But then why in the fuck do I wish it was winter
And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine
Well I was freezing in a towel and I was waiting to get in
Thinking the best part of a hot tub is that it’s a pool that you don’t have to know how to swim
And there was ice out on the ground but there was warm inside the water
And it’s 80 degrees out now and this tub couldn’t get any hotter
Which is why I’m thinking
This might be the best summer ever
But honestly, it depends on the weather
And it’s warm, and it’s warm, and it’s warmer
I tell myself that I don’t miss her
But then why in the fuck do I wish it was winter
And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine
I guess it's fine
This might be the best summer ever
But honestly, it depends on the weather
And it’s warm, and it’s warm, and it’s warmer
I tell myself that I don’t miss her
But then why in the fuck do I wish it was winter
And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine
And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine
And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine
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Things aren’t like they used to be yeah
Things are fucked up for Fella Sleep man
I always kinda feel like a creep
When I smile when you make eye contact with me
Maybe it might be me that changed
Either way man I still feel ashamed
Cause I thought that all my friends were gone
Turns out they never left but they weren’t friends at all
So I go to the mall by myself
And not buy anything embarrassed to tell
The waitress in the restaurant table for one
This is not fun
Why lie?
Please tell me
Why would I lie
Cause it’s not gonna be okay
But I don’t give a fuck anymore anyway so
Why lie
Synthetic hash browns to start the day
Yeah I’m smiling when they come out of the microwave
Thinking maybe if I get a new pair of shoes
Maybe that’ll cure my summertime blues
Put on the new record by Baker’s Pool
The singers kinda wack but the bass player’s cool
Cooler than me
So I go to the mall by myself
And not buy anything embarrassed to tell
The waitress in the restaurant table for one
This is not fun
Why lie?
Please tell me
Why would I lie
Cause it’s not gonna be okay
But I don’t give a fuck anymore anyway so
It's not gonna be okay
But I stopped giving a fuck
A long time ago anyway
So why would I say
It's gonna be okay
Maybe it will but not today
Not today
It's not gonna be okay
But I stopped giving a fuck
A long time ago anyway
So why would I say
It's gonna be okay
Maybe it will but not today
Not today
Not today
Why lie?
Please tell me
Why would I lie
Cause it’s not gonna be okay
But I don’t give a fuck anymore anyway so
Why lie
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7. |
Weird!!!
02:04
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Everybody was in my house now nobody's even in my car
Everybody used to like me a lot now I take everything too far
Sent a message I just need to relax
But we both know that you’ll never ever ever ever ever text back
I tried to make you like me but it really didn’t work cause I accidentally was myself
I tried to make you laugh with some jokes that didn’t land like a wizard casting fucked up spells
You used to smile when I was around
Now you got the same one, but it’s all the way upside down
But that was when things got weird, everybody disappeared
Everybody went home and I’m the only one here
Cause things got weird, everybody disappeared
Everybody went home and I’m the only one here
Cause things got weird, everybody disappeared
Everybody went home and I’m the only one here
Cause things got weird, everybody disappeared
Everybody went home and I’m the only one here
And I’m feeling real pathetic cause everybody knows
That I’m way too lame for my own tv shows
And they’re never laughing with me, only laughing at me
My mom says that I’m Velma but I wish that I was Daphne
And no one cares what I have to say
But they’re like “go ahead and say it I’m not listening anyway”
And the thing that hurts the most is that I’m not someone you'll hate
But I’m just someone you’ll probably think is just okay
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8. |
Hell on Mars!!!
03:20
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Got a broken heart, staring at the stars
Sitting in a lawn chair alone in the dark
Staring at the stars
It really feels like the first time that I’ve felt okay
In like 3 months and 22 days
I think I’m gonna stay
Beer to chase the cigarettes, cigarettes to chase the beer
It’s cold at night and the party’s inside, but I’d rather stay out here
And all my friends are like
Fuck space, fuck galaxy print
Fuck getting high, fuck aliens
You talk about vibes but it doesn’t mean shit
Your not sad anymore, just tired of this place
But I’m sad as fuck and right here feels great
Oh yeah, and fuck space
Beer to chase the cigarettes, cigarettes to chase the beer
It’s cold at night and the party’s inside, but I’d rather stay out here
Beer to chase the cigarettes, cigarettes to chase the beer
It’s cold at night and the party’s inside, but I’d rather stay out
I'd rather stay out here
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9. |
Summer's Over!!!
04:36
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We can blame it on the circumstance
That we’ve even talked at all
And we both know that it was not by chance
That I’m the one who called
Maybe now things can be the same
But I know they never will
And if we somehow make it back someday
I know I won’t forgive you still
I look in the mirror and I see my melted face
I look around but I don't recognize this place
Summer's over. Goodbye
I'd say I'd miss you, but then that would be a lie
I’m standing on the grass in your backyard
I’ve waited months and months for this
This realization's hitting me so hard
That there's nothing left to miss
It’s not even dark yet, but I’m going home
Pack my stuff up off the lawn
You know I was sad when you had to go
But I’m kinda glad you’re gone
I look in the mirror and I see my melted face
I look around but I don't recognize this place
Summer's over. Goodbye
I'd say I'd miss you, but then that would be a lie
I look in the mirror and I see my melted face
I look around but I don't recognize this place
Summer's over. Goodbye
I'd say I'd miss you, but then that would be a lie
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10. |
John Paul Jones!!!
04:04
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You got a really cool tattoo
Of a skeleton hang loose
And if it's cool with you
I'm gonna get the same one too
Cause after talking on the phone
I kinda feel like John Paul Jones
I'm never gonna go to sleep
I'm never gonna go home
There’s a million fucking reasons and a million fucking more
Yeah you only knew I was leaving when I opened up the door
And I started to jangle my keys
I think everybody knows what that means
I used to come here every weekend, used to come here when I could
Now you’re going off the deep end and I'm feeling pretty good
To be hanging out in your empty house
But I think it's time for me to leave town
Were these palm trees always here or did they come in from the coast
And you answered pretty quick but you don’t fucking know
And I guess it’s nice to know what you think
And for you to feel the same about me
I know that we’re pretty fucking far from the beach
But this place feels pretty mother-fucking tropical to me
And there’s no place that I’d rather be
Than with you when it’s 99 degrees
You got a really cool tattoo
Of a skeleton hang loose
And if it's cool with you
I'm gonna get the same one too
Cause after talking on the phone
I kinda feel like John Paul Jones
I'm never gonna go to sleep
I'm never gonna go home
I’m not saying that I think about you all the time
But I’m not saying that I never do cause that would be a lie
And I wonder if you wonder where I’m at
I bet you hope I’m somewhere really really bad
I don’t wanna hear about that stupid fucking car
And you didn’t break me, no you only broke my heart
And I’ll always be a loser I know
But unlike you, I won’t always be alone
You got a really cool tattoo
Of a skeleton hang loose
And if it's cool with you
I'm gonna get the same one too
Cause after talking on the phone
I kinda feel like John Paul Jones
I'm never gonna go to sleep
I'm never gonna go home
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Derek Christensen Salt Lake City, Utah
DIY pop punk/indie punk, ska from Salt Lake City, Utah.
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