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Derek Christensen is a Loser​!​!​!

by Derek Christensen

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1.
It’s freezing fucking cold As I walk through the snow My feet and fingers Are froze to the bone I’m outside your door And I’ve been here before And I feel kinda nauseous when I see your license plate Things are all fucked up, and I think it’s way too late For you I’m here to see you And deep down inside, I know it's not the last time But that time is coming in front of my eyes I know that things are real fucking bad for you And I know that it’ll never add up to the fun that I’ll have it’s true I’m gonna miss you guys But fuck you guys I’m doing this for me
2.
No matter what happens, this probably won’t be worth it Now we’re partying with Josh and he’s way worse here in person And it’s fine that you lost man it’s totally okay He said “it’s not my fault that the blinds were in my way” The oven mitts are on, and everyone’s annoyed And it didn’t help much when I locked them all outside And the bass keeps bumping while I’m sitting all alone One cushion on the couch for the next three hours is my home And she said Beer before liquor, never been sicker When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker If you weren’t with him that would really not suck But if ifs were fifths We’d all be drunk We’d all be drunk And she’s like Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance While he’s sitting on a beanbag staring in a trance And she is wearing different shoes and he’s wearing different shoes Why’s his shirt on inside out when he came back from her room Now we’re standing on the porch come on tell me the secret But you know you can’t tell me cause you know I can’t keep it Now I’m freezing in the cold and this party’s getting old I’m just staring at my phone and I think it’s time to go And she said Beer before liquor, never been sicker When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker If you weren’t with him that would really not suck But if ifs were fifths We’d all be drunk We’d all be drunk Beer before liquor, never been sicker When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker If you weren’t with him that would really not suck But if ifs were fifths Beer before liquor man, never been sicker than Text me on my phone I never text you back quicker and She said we both know you got nowhere to be but if that’s your excuse Then just fucking leave I know it’s spring break, but didn’t you drop out So why in the fuck are you being so loud I know it’s spring break, but didn’t you drop out So why in the fuck are you still inside my house
3.
Together forever until we turn 18 And we’ll never remember everything And the last time we talked I didn’t know it then But that was the last time that we’d ever talk again Never said goodbye see you later instead I remember when we used to skip class Or when we used to break glass bottles outback I remember all the bad things about that I never thought that this would never end I always knew but I didn’t know when Tried not to think about it until then Together forever until we turn 19 And we’ll never remember everything And the last time we talked I didn’t know it then But that was the last time that we’d ever talk again Never said goodbye see you later instead Some things taste better from a plastic spoon In the morning and night especially the afternoon I’m gonna miss you I’m gonna miss you I’m gonna miss you Together forever until we turn 20 And we’ll never remember everything And the last time we talked I didn’t know it then But that was the last time that we’d ever talk again Never said goodbye see you later instead See you later instead Together forever until we turn 18 And we’ll never remember everything And after the end, I didn’t know it then But that was not the last time that we’d ever talk again Never said goodbye see you later instead That was not the last time that I’d see you again
4.
Get Out!!! 02:14
There’s a difference between turning and turning around There’s a difference between wanting to be here and just wanting to Get out Get out Get out I don’t know why I want to do the things I do You said something to me that I once said to you Get out Get out Get out Passed out on opposite halves of a really small couch It’s not like I thought it would be, but it’s better somehow Woke me up in the middle of the night to talk about something you just found out Halfway through explaining myself when you said Get the fuck out Get out Get out Get out Get out
5.
This might be the best summer ever But honestly, it depends on the weather And it’s warm, and it’s warm, and it’s warmer I tell myself that I don’t miss her But then why in the fuck do I wish it was winter And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine Well I was freezing in a towel and I was waiting to get in Thinking the best part of a hot tub is that it’s a pool that you don’t have to know how to swim And there was ice out on the ground but there was warm inside the water And it’s 80 degrees out now and this tub couldn’t get any hotter Which is why I’m thinking This might be the best summer ever But honestly, it depends on the weather And it’s warm, and it’s warm, and it’s warmer I tell myself that I don’t miss her But then why in the fuck do I wish it was winter And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine I guess it's fine This might be the best summer ever But honestly, it depends on the weather And it’s warm, and it’s warm, and it’s warmer I tell myself that I don’t miss her But then why in the fuck do I wish it was winter And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine And it’s fine, and it’s fine, I guess it’s fine
6.
Things aren’t like they used to be yeah Things are fucked up for Fella Sleep man I always kinda feel like a creep When I smile when you make eye contact with me Maybe it might be me that changed Either way man I still feel ashamed Cause I thought that all my friends were gone Turns out they never left but they weren’t friends at all So I go to the mall by myself And not buy anything embarrassed to tell The waitress in the restaurant table for one This is not fun Why lie? Please tell me Why would I lie Cause it’s not gonna be okay But I don’t give a fuck anymore anyway so Why lie Synthetic hash browns to start the day Yeah I’m smiling when they come out of the microwave Thinking maybe if I get a new pair of shoes Maybe that’ll cure my summertime blues Put on the new record by Baker’s Pool The singers kinda wack but the bass player’s cool Cooler than me So I go to the mall by myself And not buy anything embarrassed to tell The waitress in the restaurant table for one This is not fun Why lie? Please tell me Why would I lie Cause it’s not gonna be okay But I don’t give a fuck anymore anyway so It's not gonna be okay But I stopped giving a fuck A long time ago anyway So why would I say It's gonna be okay Maybe it will but not today Not today It's not gonna be okay But I stopped giving a fuck A long time ago anyway So why would I say It's gonna be okay Maybe it will but not today Not today Not today Why lie? Please tell me Why would I lie Cause it’s not gonna be okay But I don’t give a fuck anymore anyway so Why lie
7.
Weird!!! 02:04
Everybody was in my house now nobody's even in my car Everybody used to like me a lot now I take everything too far Sent a message I just need to relax But we both know that you’ll never ever ever ever ever text back I tried to make you like me but it really didn’t work cause I accidentally was myself I tried to make you laugh with some jokes that didn’t land like a wizard casting fucked up spells You used to smile when I was around Now you got the same one, but it’s all the way upside down But that was when things got weird, everybody disappeared Everybody went home and I’m the only one here Cause things got weird, everybody disappeared Everybody went home and I’m the only one here Cause things got weird, everybody disappeared Everybody went home and I’m the only one here Cause things got weird, everybody disappeared Everybody went home and I’m the only one here And I’m feeling real pathetic cause everybody knows That I’m way too lame for my own tv shows And they’re never laughing with me, only laughing at me My mom says that I’m Velma but I wish that I was Daphne And no one cares what I have to say But they’re like “go ahead and say it I’m not listening anyway” And the thing that hurts the most is that I’m not someone you'll hate But I’m just someone you’ll probably think is just okay
8.
Got a broken heart, staring at the stars Sitting in a lawn chair alone in the dark Staring at the stars It really feels like the first time that I’ve felt okay In like 3 months and 22 days I think I’m gonna stay Beer to chase the cigarettes, cigarettes to chase the beer It’s cold at night and the party’s inside, but I’d rather stay out here And all my friends are like Fuck space, fuck galaxy print Fuck getting high, fuck aliens You talk about vibes but it doesn’t mean shit Your not sad anymore, just tired of this place But I’m sad as fuck and right here feels great Oh yeah, and fuck space Beer to chase the cigarettes, cigarettes to chase the beer It’s cold at night and the party’s inside, but I’d rather stay out here Beer to chase the cigarettes, cigarettes to chase the beer It’s cold at night and the party’s inside, but I’d rather stay out I'd rather stay out here
9.
We can blame it on the circumstance That we’ve even talked at all And we both know that it was not by chance That I’m the one who called Maybe now things can be the same But I know they never will And if we somehow make it back someday I know I won’t forgive you still I look in the mirror and I see my melted face I look around but I don't recognize this place Summer's over. Goodbye I'd say I'd miss you, but then that would be a lie I’m standing on the grass in your backyard I’ve waited months and months for this This realization's hitting me so hard That there's nothing left to miss It’s not even dark yet, but I’m going home Pack my stuff up off the lawn You know I was sad when you had to go But I’m kinda glad you’re gone I look in the mirror and I see my melted face I look around but I don't recognize this place Summer's over. Goodbye I'd say I'd miss you, but then that would be a lie I look in the mirror and I see my melted face I look around but I don't recognize this place Summer's over. Goodbye I'd say I'd miss you, but then that would be a lie
10.
You got a really cool tattoo Of a skeleton hang loose And if it's cool with you I'm gonna get the same one too Cause after talking on the phone I kinda feel like John Paul Jones I'm never gonna go to sleep I'm never gonna go home There’s a million fucking reasons and a million fucking more Yeah you only knew I was leaving when I opened up the door And I started to jangle my keys I think everybody knows what that means I used to come here every weekend, used to come here when I could Now you’re going off the deep end and I'm feeling pretty good To be hanging out in your empty house But I think it's time for me to leave town Were these palm trees always here or did they come in from the coast And you answered pretty quick but you don’t fucking know And I guess it’s nice to know what you think And for you to feel the same about me I know that we’re pretty fucking far from the beach But this place feels pretty mother-fucking tropical to me And there’s no place that I’d rather be Than with you when it’s 99 degrees You got a really cool tattoo Of a skeleton hang loose And if it's cool with you I'm gonna get the same one too Cause after talking on the phone I kinda feel like John Paul Jones I'm never gonna go to sleep I'm never gonna go home I’m not saying that I think about you all the time But I’m not saying that I never do cause that would be a lie And I wonder if you wonder where I’m at I bet you hope I’m somewhere really really bad I don’t wanna hear about that stupid fucking car And you didn’t break me, no you only broke my heart And I’ll always be a loser I know But unlike you, I won’t always be alone You got a really cool tattoo Of a skeleton hang loose And if it's cool with you I'm gonna get the same one too Cause after talking on the phone I kinda feel like John Paul Jones I'm never gonna go to sleep I'm never gonna go home

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released December 4, 2020

Written by me :)
Mixed by Nate C. Maughan for 419 Audio
Mastered by James Trevascus
Cover Art by Travis Hunsaker

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Derek Christensen Salt Lake City, Utah

DIY pop punk/indie punk, ska from Salt Lake City, Utah.

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