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lyrics
No matter what happens, this probably won’t be worth it
Now we’re partying with Josh and he’s way worse here in person
And it’s fine that you lost man it’s totally okay
He said “it’s not my fault that the blinds were in my way”
The oven mitts are on, and everyone’s annoyed
And it didn’t help much when I locked them all outside
And the bass keeps bumping while I’m sitting all alone
One cushion on the couch for the next three hours is my home
And she said
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker
If you weren’t with him that would really not suck
But if ifs were fifths
We’d all be drunk
We’d all be drunk
And she’s like
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
While he’s sitting on a beanbag staring in a trance
And she is wearing different shoes and he’s wearing different shoes
Why’s his shirt on inside out when he came back from her room
Now we’re standing on the porch come on tell me the secret
But you know you can’t tell me cause you know I can’t keep it
Now I’m freezing in the cold and this party’s getting old
I’m just staring at my phone and I think it’s time to go
And she said
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker
If you weren’t with him that would really not suck
But if ifs were fifths
We’d all be drunk
We’d all be drunk
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
When you text me on my phone I never texted back quicker
If you weren’t with him that would really not suck
But if ifs were fifths
Beer before liquor man, never been sicker than
Text me on my phone I never text you back quicker and
She said we both know you got nowhere to be but if that’s your excuse
Then just fucking leave
I know it’s spring break, but didn’t you drop out
So why in the fuck are you being so loud
I know it’s spring break, but didn’t you drop out
So why in the fuck are you still inside my house
credits
from Derek Christensen is a Loser!!!,
released December 4, 2020
Written by me :)
Mixed by Nate C. Maughan for 419 Audio
Mastered by James Trevascus
Cover Art by Travis Hunsaker
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